But alas... I am my mother's daughter.
I cut my thumb open last night and the circumstances surrounding it couldn't be more ridiculous.
It all starts with a bottle that, interestingly enough, my mother gave me. It's this cool looking bottle with a neat little sealed pressure lid. It kinda reminds me of those old timey bottles they would sell that magical cure-all, snake oil elixir in. I used this bottle to keep my apple cider vinegar/honey mixture in. You know because it really is that secret elixir that will cure all your ails.
I mixed up another batch a few days ago and put it back in the cabinet. On the counter under that cabinet I had a bag of golden potatoes and a sweet potato. I went into the kitchen the next day after getting home late from a movie and just saw this strange colored sappy substance all over my counter and my first thought was "Oh No!!! The potatoes went bad all over my counter!!" I only had my little over-the-sink light on and didn't bother with turning the big kitchen light on. I scooped up the potatoes, threw them away and cleaned up the mess. Thinking that was the end of it, I went to bed.
Having removed the incident from my mind, I opened that cabinet to get some rice the next day at lunch and was again shocked to see this same strange colored substance all over the bottom shelf of the cabinet...then I saw the bottle. It was my apple cider vinegar/honey mixture. Somehow, and I have NO idea how, the bottle was broken. I'm thinking it must have exploded because the base of the bottle was still upright and completely stuck to the shelf and there were large pieces of glass laying close to it, all covered in the sticky, sappy mixture. Now, I knew....it wasn't' the potatoes. Now that the mystery had really been solved and I realized I had thrown out a whole bag of perfectly good potatoes, I cleaned up the remaining mess and moved on with my life.
I had to tell you that story to tell you this one. Apparently, when I was cleaning up the mess in the cabinet a small piece of glass (shaped like a tiny mountain) fell onto the counter and apparently became quite stuck there because it was covered in a honey mixture. I was talking to my mom on the phone, cooking dinner and moving some things around on the counter last night when my hand just felt some kind of crumb or something stuck on the counter. Distracted by conversation, I didn't think twice about what it could be and just reached out with my thumb to dislodge the item and then throw it away.
In case you didn't know this...you don't just dislodge a piece of stuck glass from a counter top with your bare thumb.
I cut myself on the glass. It took me a second to even realize what had happened, and that it was glass in my hand. As I threw it away it occurred to me to check my thumb, and sure enough the blood was starting to ooze out. The whole time my mom is in my ear asking me what has happened and do I need stitches??
No mom, I don't need stitches. But it was still bleeding. and it was picking up speed. it was just deep enough in the skin to really bleed. Still on the phone, and still with an eye on my dinner, I head to the bathroom to get a band aid.
I just moved into my house and was in a mad dash to unpack and get settled. I had several friends help me and while that was a blessing, it was also a curse because now I can't find a lot of stuff....Mainly my first aid supplies.
As I'm digging around in the cabinet in search of my band aids, my mom is still in my ear talking shit about how at lease she knows where her band aids are and my thumb is still bleeding. Finally I just say "To hell with this." You're right Mom, I may not know where my band aids are in the house. But you know what, I definitely know where they are in my emergency "GO" bag. With mom still in my ear and still talking away, I went to the garage and dealt with my cut sitting in the passenger seat of my car.
Alcohol wipe √
Band aid √
Everything's good right....I go back in, still talking to Mom and cooking dinner. Then I look at my hand...